Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my days, but this Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag, now that’s somethin’ else. You see these fancy bags all over them stores, but this one, it’s special. I heard folks call it “perfect copy” so many times. I don’t know what that means, but it must be good. They say it’s like the real deal, but maybe costs a little less. And who don’t like a good deal, huh?
They got all kinds of these Fendi bags. Big ones, little ones, shiny ones. Some got them little sparkly things all over ’em. They call ’em “Embellished,” “sequinned” and some other fancy words I can’t recall right now. This Mama Baguette, though, it’s, uh, how they say… “calf hair.” Feels like a little baby cow, I reckon. It’s brown, a good, solid brown, like the earth after a good rain.
I seen these young girls carryin’ ’em. They got this strap, see, so you can put it on your shoulder, or across your chest, like them mail carriers. Or you can just hold it in your hand, if you’re feelin’ fancy. Seems mighty practical to me. This bag, you can take it anywhere with you.
- This bag, you can put all your stuff in it.
- It’s a good size, not too big, not too small.
- That strap, makes it easy to carry.
- That brown color, goes with everything.
They always makin’ new ones, these Fendi folks. Keepin’ it fresh, they say. Keeps people wantin’ more, I guess. It is called “Constantly reinvented” or something. I don’t understand all of that. But I do like it. Got all sorts of colors and doohickeys. Somethin’ for everyone, I suppose.
Now, they got these fancy stores, specialty stores, where they sell these bags. Not just any old place, mind you. These are special. They say these bags are “iconic”. I guess that means they’re pretty important. And they got clothes, too. Fancy Fendi clothes. And shiny things, jewelry, they call it. All kinds of stuff you wouldn’t believe.
You can even find these bags used, they say. “Pre-owned,” I think they call it. Means someone else had it before, but it’s still good. Like a good, sturdy piece of furniture. They got old ones, from way back, like the ’90s, whatever that means. Those old ones, they’re special, too. They call them “vintage”. Sounds like old wine to me.
Some of these bags, they got these letters on ’em. “FF,” it says. Big and bold. And they’re made of some fancy cloth, “jacquard,” I hear. Sounds like somethin’ a king would wear. I don’t know about those kinds of things. But it sounds important, I guess.
They say these Fendi bags, they got numbers on ’em. Inside, where you can’t see easy. Keeps track of ’em, I suppose. Like brandin’ cattle. And they all say “Fendi Made in Italy” on ’em. Italy, that’s far away, ain’t it? Must be somethin’ special if it comes from that far. That’s why they’re so darn expensive.
These Fendi things, they cost a pretty penny. They say it’s ’cause of the name, the “brand image.” And ’cause they use good stuff to make ’em. “High-quality materials,” they call it. And they spend a lot on those fancy ads, showin’ pretty girls with the bags. “Marketing expenses,” that’s what it is. And they don’t make a whole bunch of ’em, so they’re hard to get. “Limited availability,” they say. All that makes ’em cost more. And “brand profits”. They gotta make their money, I guess. Just like everyone else.
This whole Fendi thing, it was started by some lady, back in ’97. Silvia somethin’. She must be one smart cookie to come up with all this. They were designed by her, all of those bags.
So, this Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag, it’s somethin’ else. It’s more than just a bag. It is a perfect copy. It’s a whole story. And if you can get your hands on one, well, you’re one lucky gal. This is what I heard.
I just hope one day I can get one, too. That would be great. I need a new bag.
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