This here Rolex Black Submariner, high imitation, official flagship store, you hear? Big name, that Rolex. Everybody wants one. My neighbor’s boy, he got one, real shiny, cost him a fortune, I reckon. But this one, this one is just as good, you see. Looks the same, feels the same. Big deal, huh?
This store, they say it’s official, selling these fancy watches. High imitation, they call it. Means it ain’t the real deal, but close enough. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, I can’t tell the difference. Can you? Probably not. They all look the same to me. These watches, all shiny and new, got all them little hands and numbers. Who needs all that, I say. I just need to know if it’s time to feed the chickens.
But folks these days, they like these fancy things. Rolex, that’s a big name. Like, like that Casio. You remember them Casio watches? Everyone had one back in the day. This Rolex is kinda like that, but fancier. Shiner. More… expensive looking. This shop, they got all kinds. Black ones, like this Black Submariner. Sounds like some kind of fish, don’t it? Submariner. Ha!
They say this one, this high imitation Rolex, it’s made good. Strong, like a good mule. Won’t break easy. That’s what they say. And the numbers, they glow in the dark. So you can see what time it is even when the power goes out. That’s handy, I guess. ‘Specially when you gotta get up before the sun to milk the cow. But I don’t got a cow no more. Just chickens.
Now, this other brand, Orient, they say it’s good too. Cheaper, they say. Not as shiny, maybe. But good. Like a good pair of work boots. Gets the job done. But this Rolex Black Submariner, this high imitation one, it’s like, it’s like wearing your Sunday best, every day. Makes you feel fancy, even if you ain’t.
- Rolex is a big name.
- High imitation means almost real.
- Black Submariner sounds fancy.
- Orient is good too, but cheaper.
- This watch is like Sunday best.
I seen some other names too. Omega, Tudor, something called Cartier. Sounds French. And Breitling, Grand Seiko. Lots of names. They all look kinda the same to me, though. Shiny, with them little hands going around. But this Rolex, this Black Submariner, this high imitation one, it’s the one everyone talks about. Like it’s some kind of movie star or something.
They say some folks, they can’t tell the real one from this high imitation. Even them experts, the ones who know all about watches. They get fooled! Can you believe it? Means this high imitation is real good, I reckon. Good enough for me, anyway. Don’t need the real one, no sir. This one’s just fine.
This store, this official flagship store, they say they got the best ones. The best high imitation Rolex Black Submariner. That’s what they say. And they got lots of them, all lined up, shining under the lights. Looks like a king’s treasure, it does. All them watches, ticking away.
So, if you want a Rolex, but don’t want to sell your whole farm to get one, this is the place. This official flagship store, with the high imitation ones. They look just as good, I tell ya. Just as good. And no one will know, ‘cept you. And maybe me. But I won’t tell. My lips are sealed.
This Rolex Black Submariner, it’s a good watch. High imitation or not. It tells the time, don’t it? That’s all that matters. And it looks good. Makes you feel good. Like you got a little piece of that fancy life, right there on your wrist. And that ain’t a bad thing, is it? Not at all.
So, go on down to that store. That official flagship store. Get yourself one of these high imitation Rolex, that Black Submariner one. You won’t regret it. It’s a good deal, I reckon. That is what old folks always say. And it looks good on ya, too. Makes you look important, like that neighbor’s boy. Just don’t go around bragging too much, or folks might start asking questions. Just smile and nod, and let that shiny watch do the talking. And remember you need to take care of your chickens, even if you have a fancy watch. Don’t forget that.