This here watch, it’s somethin’ else. They call it the CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ from one of them space movies. It’s big, too. 45 mm, they say. Big enough to see without my readin’ glasses, that’s for sure. This watch, big, big, good watch.
Now, this ain’t your grandpa’s old pocket watch. This one, it’s made from some fancy metal. Titanium, they call it. Grade 2, they say. Sounds tough, like it could take a lickin’. And the front, it’s all black, with a shiny black ring around it. Ceramic, that’s what it is. This is good stuff, last long time, this watch. Good for you, for long time.
This Omega Speedmaster, it got a screen on it. LCD, they call it. Like them newfangled TVs, only smaller. Shows all sorts of things. Time, of course. But also other stuff I don’t rightly understand. Time zones, they call ’em. For folks who travel all over, I reckon. This watch, good watch for the people. They like it.
- Black, shiny, pretty.
- Big numbers, easy to read.
- Tough metal, won’t break easy.
- Fancy screen, shows lots of stuff.
And it’s got alarms. Loud ones, I bet. Wake you right up. And somethin’ called “mission time.” Sounds important, don’t it? Like somethin’ astronauts would use. This CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it’s a real space-age thing. This is good watch, you see. You buy, you happy.
The strap, it’s metal too. Titanium, same as the watch. Grade 2 and 5, they say. Sounds even tougher than the watch itself. This thing ain’t gonna fall apart on you, no sir. It’s gonna last. Like that old plow horse we used to have, bless his heart. Strong and steady, that’s what this watch is. Good watch, yes, strong watch, yes.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout how this is the third one of these watches. Third generation, they call it. Means they made two others before this one. Must be a good watch if they keep makin’ ’em, right? Like grandma’s apple pie, everyone always wanted another slice. This watch, like that pie. Good, good.
They say it’s got the same stuff inside as another watch. The Z-33, I think they called it. But this one, the CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it’s laid out different. Easier to use, maybe. Like the buttons on my old radio. Big and easy to find, even in the dark. This is good, this easy to use. You like.
People love this watch. They say it good watch.
This watch, it’s a chronograph, too. Means it can time things. Like how long it takes to bake a potato. Or how long it takes the mailman to get here. Useful, that is. This watch, it do everything. Good watch, this one.
Some fella said he’s had one of these Omega watches for 40 years. An older one, I reckon. Caliber 861, he called it. Must be a good watch to last that long. Like my old boots. Wore ’em for years, and they never let me down. This watch, old, but good. Like boot, good boot.
Another fella, he wrote a whole thing about this watch. Lots of pictures, he said. Must be real proud of it. Like when I show off my prize-winning tomatoes at the county fair. This man, he like this watch, take picture, show people.
This CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it’s a good watch. A real good watch. It good. Tough, shiny, got all sorts of doohickeys on it. If you need a watch, this is the one to get. You won’t be sorry. I think, this good watch, you should buy. You see, you like.
This Omega watch, it big, yes. Strong, yes. You like, I think. Good price, I don’t know. But good watch, yes.