This here, this watch thing, it’s a real doozy. They call it High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what in tarnation does it all mean?
Well, let me tell ya, these young folks, they go crazy for these Rolex things. Cost more than a good mule, I reckon. This one, this “Submariner,” seems to be a big deal. They say it’s the most popular. Like hotcakes at the church social, they are. Everyone wants one.
Now, I seen a real one once. Shiny, it was. This one here, this “high imitation,” it’s supposed to look just like it. But it ain’t the real deal. Cheaper, that’s for sure. You can find these High Imitation Rolex everywhere these days, especially in those specialty stores. You know, the ones with all the fancy stuff, but not the really expensive stuff.
Some folks, they say this “No-Date” is the real goods. No-Date? What kind of talk is that? Back in my day, all watches had dates on them, big as life. Well, seems like some don’t have it, and people pay a pretty penny for them, all the same. They call it “cleaner” or something. I say, how you gonna know what day it is?
But these young’uns, they like things different. They say this Black Submariner, with no date, it’s special. Like a hen that lays blue eggs. Rare, they say. Hard to find, they say. And these Specialty Stores, they’re popping up like weeds after a rain, selling these things.
- High Imitation: Looks like the real thing, but ain’t.
- Rolex: Expensive watch everyone wants.
- Submariner: This one is the most popular, they tell me.
- No-Date: No date on the watch. Go figure.
- Black: It’s black, that’s what they say.
- Specialty Stores: These shops sell these fake Rolexes. Lots of ’em.
I heard tell there’s another one, called a “Seamaster.” Sounds like something you’d find down by the creek. But it’s another fancy watch. Seems like these Seamasters are easier to get than these Rolex Submariners. Like finding a good tomato at the market. Not as special as the Rolex, I suppose. That is what I heard from folks around. They love that Rolex thing, even if it is a High Imitation.
Now, they say there’s differences, between the one with the date and the one without. The Submariner Date and the No Date, they call ’em. Like two peas in a pod, but one’s got a little something extra. Or less, depending on how you look at it. It’s all a muddle to me.
Why do people want these things so bad? I don’t rightly know. Maybe it makes ’em feel important. Like they got a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Or maybe they just like shiny things. Like a crow with a piece of tinfoil.
These Specialty Stores, they know what they’re doing. They know folks want these High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariners. They got ’em all lined up, shining under the lights. And people, they just eat it up. Like pigs at the trough.
I reckon it’s a sign of the times. Things ain’t what they used to be. Folks got more money to spend on foolishness. Back in my day, a watch was a watch. Told the time, that’s all that mattered. Now, it’s gotta be a Rolex, or a Seamaster, or some other fancy name.
But that is what people want, so that is what people are going to get. Especially in these Specialty Stores. There are many of these stores, and they sell so many High Imitation Rolex, like candies. So many of them. And this No-Date Black Submariner, the most popular one.
Well, I guess that’s all I got to say about these watches. It’s a crazy world we live in. Just remember, a good mule is worth more than any fancy watch. That’s what my grandpappy used to say. And he was right. Keep that in mind, and you will always know the real value. And if you really want to buy a watch, better get a real one, not those from High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black SubmarinerSpecialty Stores. It is not worth it, I tell you.
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