My boy, he told me about this thing, called it “High imitation Rolex.” Said it was fancy. I said, “What in tarnation is that?” He just laughed. Young folks these days, always on them phones, talkin’ ’bout things I don’t know nothin’ about.
He said, “Mama, it’s like a Rolex, you know, that fancy watch, but it ain’t real.” Well, I’ll be. Why would anyone want a watch that ain’t real? But then, he said it’s way cheaper. Now that, I understand. Money don’t grow on trees, you know. We ain’t got no money tree in our backyard, that’s for sure. They call it “Two-tone Black Submariner,” whatever that means.
So, this “High imitation Rolex,” it’s for folks who want to look like they got money, but they ain’t really got it? Like puttin’ on airs? Reminds me of old Bessie, used to wear that fake pearl necklace, thought she was the queen of England or somethin’. I always say, be honest. A real Rolex is expensive, this “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch” is cheap. Nothing wrong with a cheap watch as long as it tells the time.
My boy, he showed me pictures on his phone. Shiny things. This “Two-tone Black Submariner” thing, it’s black and gold, kinda like a bumblebee. Don’t know why they call it “Submariner.” Ain’t nobody goin’ underwater with that thing, I bet. It’s just a “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch”, right?
He said some folks, they get fooled. They think it’s a real Rolex. Can you believe that? Payin’ good money for somethin’ that ain’t real. Like buyin’ a pig in a poke! I wouldn’t be caught dead with a fake. I tell the time, that is important. If it is a real Rolex or a “High imitation Rolex”, I don’t care.
These young people, though. Always wantin’ the latest thing. Back in my day, we were happy with a simple watch that told the time. Didn’t need no fancy names like “Two-tone Black Submariner” or nothin’ like that. This “High imitation Rolex”, it is just a copy, not a real one.
My boy, he said these fake watches, they even got ones that look like the old ones. The ones from years ago. He called it “classic.” I guess that’s what they call old stuff now. They have a special thing on it, a “ceramic bezel” is what he called it. My old coffee cup is ceramic. I got a ceramic plate. Maybe I could use one of my plates to make one of these “High imitation Rolex” watches.
And get this, they say the insides, the “movement,” they call it, is like the real ones. Swiss, he said. Now, I’ve had Swiss cheese, but Swiss watch guts? Never heard of such a thing. But they say that the “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch” is 1:1 accurate. What does that even mean?
This world is getting too complicated, I tell ya. Too many things that look real but aren’t. Like that margarine, they try to pass off as butter. I can always tell the difference, though. My taste buds ain’t fooled that easily. Just like I can spot a fake diamond from a mile away. I can’t tell if it is a “High imitation Rolex” or a real one, but I can tell if a diamond is real.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these “High imitation Rolex” things, this “Two-tone Black Submariner”, just remember what old me told ya. It ain’t real. It’s like fool’s gold. Looks pretty, but it ain’t worth nothin’ in the end. But hey, if it makes you happy, who am I to judge? Just don’t go around thinkin’ you’re better than anyone else just ’cause you got a shiny fake watch on your wrist. A “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch” is still a fake, remember that.
There are other watches, you know. My boy said that. Cheaper ones. They don’t say Rolex, but they are not fake. They tell the time just fine, and you don’t need to be spending a fortune. I saw an old lady wearing a Timex watch once. A simple watch but it tells the time. Better than a “High imitation Rolex” if you ask me.
- You wanna know if it’s a good fake?
- Feel how heavy it is.
- Real ones are heavy.
- Look at the letters and numbers.
- Are they clear?
- If the watch looks good, it might be a good fake.
- But still, it’s a “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch”.
They say that some people can’t even tell the difference between the “High imitation Rolex” and the real ones. These people who make watches for a living, they get fooled too. That’s wild! Maybe they need to go see the eye doctor.
I still don’t know why anyone would buy a “Two-tone Black Submariner”. A watch is a watch, I always say. As long as it tells the time, that’s all that matters. But these young folks, they like to show off. They like to have things that other people can’t afford. It’s a silly game, if you ask me. A “Rolex Submariner Counterfeit watch” is just silly. Spend your money on something useful, I say. Buy a good pair of shoes, or a warm coat. Or a ceramic coffee cup that’s actually useful. Not like a ceramic bezel, whatever that is, on a “High imitation Rolex”.
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