This year, that Rolex watch, my boy said it’s good, it’s real good. He said lots people want that Rolex, cost lots money. He say, “Ma, you write about this, so many people know.” He said it’s called Replica Rolex Ref.86349, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy.
This watch, it’s shiny. It’s got those, you know, that sparkly stuff on it. My boy, he works in the city. He says folks there, they all wear these. Said it’s a classic style. I say, “What’s that mean, ‘classic’?” He say, “It’s always good, Ma. Never goes bad, like those old clothes you like.”
He say lots of fake ones out there. These fellas, they try to trick ya. Sell ya a watch that ain’t real. He say, “Ma, you gotta tell folks how to know.” I say, “How I know? I ain’t no watch expert.” He say, “Just tell ’em what I tell ya.”
First, he says look at the price, if a watch is too cheap, then it is a fake. If that Rolex price is too good, like those cheap eggs down at the market, it ain’t real. Real Rolex, they cost a fortune. Like buying a whole cow, maybe two! If a man wants to sell you a Rolex with a small money, you just go away. Do not talk to him.
Then he say, look at the number. Every real Rolex, it’s got a number. Like a cow’s brand. It’s special, just for that watch. This number, it is unique. You can see this number and know this Rolex is real or not. He say you gotta check that. If the number is not right, or no number at all, that ain’t no Rolex.
- That number, it’s important.
- Real Rolex has it.
- Fake Rolex doesn’t have it.
He also said, look at that inside. The guts of the watch. I don’t know nothing about that. But he says, it is very important. The real Rolex inside is good, very good, it’s like a good engine, runs smooth. Fake ones, they got cheap stuff inside. Like those cheap tools that break all the time.
He show me pictures. Pictures of lots of Rolex. He say this one is Submariner, this one is GMT Master II, I don’t know these words. This one is Datejust, this one is Daytona, and this one is Sea-Dweller. All look same to me, but he say they different. He say, these are all good Rolex, all real ones.
He say, you gotta feel the watch, too. A real Rolex, it’s heavy. Feels solid, like a good piece of metal. Fake ones, they feel light. Like those cheap plastic toys. You know, the ones that break easy.
My boy, he says this Replica Rolex Ref.86349, it’s a good one. This one is real good. It is a classic style, he said. That means it’s always good. People always want it. Like a good old song, everyone likes that. So this Replica Rolex, it is good like that song.
I still don’t know much about these watches. But my boy, he knows. He say, “Ma, you tell ’em. Tell ’em about the real Rolex.” I say, “Okay, I tell ’em.”
So, you listen to me. If you want a Rolex, you gotta be careful. Lots of bad men out there. They try to trick ya. You look at the price. You look at the number. You feel the weight. You look at the inside, if you can. You make sure it’s a real Rolex, not a fake one. This Replica Rolex Ref.86349 is good, classic style, you know. If you see this one, maybe it is a good one.
My boy, he says, you gotta buy from a good man. A man you trust. Like that old farmer, sells good eggs. You know his eggs are good. You gotta find a man like that, who sells good Rolex. He said this is important. You can not buy Rolex from everyone, only that good man you trust.
I hope you all understand. These watches, they’re a big deal. My boy says so. He says this Replica Rolex Ref.86349, it’s the best. It’s a classic style. So, you be careful out there. Don’t let those bad men trick ya. You get yourself a real Rolex, a good one. You will be happy, just like my boy. He is very happy with his Rolex.