Hey, you young’uns listen up! I gotta tell ya somethin’ ’bout these fancy watches, these Rolex things. I seen ’em, you know. They look real shiny and all. This one, they call it the “High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Quote.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Just means it’s a fake Rolex, a copycat, but looks like the real deal, but it ain’t got no date on it, and it’s black, like the bottom of a coal bucket. And the “Quote” part, well, that’s just how much it’s gonna cost ya.
Now, these Rolex Submariner things, they’re supposed to be for divin’. Yeah, divin’ under the water. Like them frogmen in the movies. This one, the fake one, I wouldn’t trust it to tell me the time of day, let alone keep me alive underwater. But it looks good, I give it that, as long as you don’t look to close like. I heard some fella say it got no “cyclops”, whatever that is, seems important to them watch folks, I’d wager.
Some young whippersnapper, he went to the store, lookin’ at the real ones. Had pictures saved on his fancy phone. Pictures of the “DJ 41,” whatever that means. These kids and their codes, I tell ya. He’s lookin’ at a real Rolex, a real fancy one from back in 1967, the year I got my first color TV, only cost me a pig and a few hens. The one he was eyein’ was black, just like this No-Date Black Submariner. Real casual like, they say. I guess for them rich folks, that means you wear it when you’re just loafin’ around your mansion. Or your yacht. Or whatever.
- High imitation Rolex, it’s a fake!
- No date on it, just like the old kind.
- Black like coal, they call it a Submariner.
- For divin’, but I wouldn’t trust a fake one.
- Pricey, even for a fake, that’s the “Quote”.
They say these Rolex Submariner Luxury Watches, the real ones, they’re somethin’ special. I heard this one fella, he said you can tell if it’s real by lookin’ at the date window, through some kinda magnifyin’ glass, but this here fake don’t got no date on it, so that don’t help none, does it? Supposed to make the numbers bigger, 2.5 times bigger, he said. Like lookin’ at a fly through a jelly jar. But this fake one, it ain’t got no date, so who cares?
This here Rolex Submariner 41mm No-Date Black Ceramic 124060, that’s what they call it. Another mouthful. Means it’s big, 41 millimeters. Don’t ask me what a millimeter is. Some fancy way of measurin’, I reckon. And it’s “Unworn,” which means nobody’s put it on their wrist yet. Still got that new watch smell, I suppose. And its made of ceramic, not the kind you make a pot out of, some other fancy kind.
And the price, well, hold onto your hats. They want your money, and they want it in cash, I hear. Wire prices, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ out of a spy movie. If you use somethin’ else, like a credit card, it’ll cost ya even more. These Luxury Watches, they ain’t cheap, even the fake ones.
They say this “Submariner No Date,” the real one, mind you, not this here fake, it’s been around for over 65 years. Older than me! And it’s the cheaper one, of the fancy Rolex watches, least that’s what I heard. Cheaper! Can you believe it? Still costs more than my whole house, probably. They got one called the Rolex Submariner (No Date) 14060. Don’t ask me what all them numbers mean. Just another one of them fancy watches, I reckon, that don’t have no date neither.
So, there you have it. This “High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Quote” is a fake watch, but it looks like the real deal, kinda. Black, no date, supposed to be for divin’. Costs a pretty penny, even though it ain’t real. If you got money to burn, and you want folks to think you’re rich, maybe this is the watch for you. Me? I’ll stick to my $5 watch from the five and dime. It tells the time just fine, and I don’t need to worry about nobody tryin’ to steal it off my wrist. You just be careful out there, and don’t go spendin’ your money on no fake Rolex Submariner, unless you really, really want people to think you got more money than sense.
These Counterfeit Goods, they ain’t worth the trouble, less you ask me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a simple person, I ain’t no fancy watch expert like them city folks, just tryin’ to make sense of all this foolishness. I seen a thing or two about these Real vs Fake Rolex Submariner, enough to know what’s what. You just remember what I told ya, and maybe you won’t get taken for a ride. Keep your money in your pocket, where it belongs. That’s what I always say.
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