This here, this watch, they call it High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order. Big, fancy name, huh? Just a watch, I say. But folks, they go crazy for these things.
See, this one, it ain’t real Rolex. No sir. It’s what they call “high imitation.” Means it looks just like the real deal, but it ain’t. Like my Bessie’s best china, looks fancy, but you wouldn’t catch her servin’ the preacher on it.
This Rolex Submariner, they say it’s for divin’. You know, under the water, like them fish. Me, I ain’t never been divin’. Closest I get is washin’ dishes. But them young folks, they like this kinda thing. This one, it’s black. Black like the bottom of my old iron skillet. They call it Black Submariner, I hear.
- No date on it. Just the time.
- Black face, black all around.
- Shiny, though. Real shiny.
Now, why no date? Well, some folks, they say it looks cleaner. Like a freshly swept porch, I reckon. Me, I need a date. Gotta know when to plant my tomatoes, you see. But these young’uns, they don’t care ’bout tomatoes. This Rolex Submariner No Date is some kind of special. They say original one is very expensive, so this is Original order, means made by original factory.
This here watch, they say it’s “beloved.” Like my old hound dog, Blue. Been around for years, this type of watch has. Sixty-five years, they say! Longer than I been married to my old man, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.
They say it’s the “more affordable” one. ‘Cause the real Rolex, whew, that’ll cost ya an arm and a leg. More than I paid for my whole house, I bet. This one, it’s still pricey, but not that bad. Like buyin’ a good milk cow instead of the whole darn farm. This one is good for someone who don’t want to spend too much money but still want a Rolex No-Date Black Submariner.
Some folks, they sell these used. Like hand-me-down clothes. Nothin’ wrong with that. My grandkids wear hand-me-downs all the time. This one fella, he’s sellin’ one from 2022. Says it’s in “good” shape. Like my old boots, still got some wear in ’em. Got the box and papers, too. Important, they say. Like the deed to your land, gotta have them papers.
Another one, from 2023, they say it’s “very good.” Like my prize-winnin’ apple pie, I suppose. This one, also black dial, full set, so they say. Whatever that means. I guess you get everything you need for this watch to work good. This Rolex Submariner is really popular.
Now, you gotta be careful with these things. Lots of fakes out there. Like that time I bought that “miracle” hair tonic from the travelin’ salesman. Didn’t grow a single hair on my head. You gotta know what to look for. This High imitation Rolex is almost same as real one.
This here watch, it’s a mystery to me. But folks sure do love ’em. If you want one, you best do your research. Make sure you ain’t gettin’ swindled. And remember, it ain’t about the watch, it’s about the time you got. And how you spend it. Now, where’d I put my spectacles…
I heard some folks say, this here Rolex Submariner No Date, it’s special ’cause of the “no-date” thing. They like how it looks, all simple and such. Reminds ’em of the old days, they say. This High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order is like this, too. Looks like old one.
These watches, they got numbers on ’em, too. Like 5513, I hear. Don’t ask me what it means. Probably somethin’ important to them watch folks. They say it is special number for this kind of watch.
This Rolex, they call it a “diving watch.” But you don’t need to be a diver to wear it. My neighbor’s boy, he wears one, and the only thing he dives into is a bag of potato chips. If you want a watch looks like real Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, this is good one.
If you’re gonna buy one of these, new or used, make sure you get it from someone you trust. Like buyin’ a pig in a poke, you gotta know what you’re gettin’. You don’t want no junk.
This watch, it tells the time. That’s the important thing. Whether it’s a real Rolex or not, it’s still gonna tell you when it’s time to feed the chickens. Or time to take your nap. That’s all that matters to me, anyhow.
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